I guess I took a hiatus from Wretched because I stopped being mad – turns out that is untrue. I was just a lazy fuck and all that madness has been dormant all this time and has been utterly triggered by Iso and the ENDLESS FUCKING POSTS ABOUT YOUR BORING AS FUCK HOME WORKOUT.
I feel better already.
Here’s the thing. Unless you were trying to do a chin-up in your door frame and your entire home collapsed on top of you and you simultaneously shat your pants – then yes, we do want to hear about your at home workout.
If you were running on your shitty-ass-treadmill that has, let’s face it, been a $4000 clothes horse for the last 7 years and you got flung off the back at 15km/h and made a you sized hole in your rental property wall – then yes, we do want to hear about your at home workout.
If you were shoulder pressing a 10kg bag of flour because you have a sudden urge to exercise when you haven’t even set foot in a gym for the last decade and that bag of flour explodes on your head and then your incontinent dog takes a piss on you creating piss-dough around your ankles – then yes, we do want to hear about your workout.
Because I’m sorry – if you are actually getting fitter in Iso and losing weight: you’re a psychopath. Be normal like the rest of us and become fat-banana-bread-baking fucks and deal with the fall-out when gyms finally do re-open. And for the love of God, when you do get back to the gym: we don’t care about your BORING AS FUCK GYM WORKOUTS either.